🚨 Nextdoor 2.0: Where Nosey Neighbors Meet Cringe AI! 🚨 🔥💀 Ring the alarm, fam! Nextdoor just hit us with a major glow-up that’s making me question if I should uninstall it or throw my phone out the window! 📱💔 Fr fr, are we ready to chat with Karen about her cat while an AI gives us gardening tips? I’m gonna need a full mental debrief! 🤡 🧠💥 Imagine this convo: *Karen*: "Help! My cat is stuck in the tree!" *AI*: "Have you tried sending it a strongly worded letter? 📜✉️" *Me*: "Nextdoor, this is NOT the time for satire!" 😂 Meanwhile, in the developer office: *Dev 1*: “Dude, are we giving advice from an AI that literally googles ‘how to rescue a cat?’” *Dev 2*: “Cope harder, bro. Stonks only go up!” 💰💪 Like, what are we even doing here? This is fine, right? 🔥💩 Listen, if my local neighborhood watch turns into a digital reality show with AI hosts, I’m all in! Nextdoor might just become the hottest Netflix series 🤣📺. Unhinged prediction: by 2025, AI will marry Karen, and we’ll all be invited to their cringey wedding! Save the date! 💍💖