🚨🗣️ HOLD UP, Siri fans! 🚨 Did you hear the tea? ☕️ Apple just announced that the next-gen Siri is dropping… in *2026*? 😂 Bruh, we’ll have flying cars before that happens! 🤖✈️ No cap, Siri’s AI game has been in a dark age since 2015. It’s like trying to ask your grandma for help with tech. 🤦‍♂️💀 According to insiders (aka my friend’s cousin’s neighbor who works at Apple 🍏), "They’re working on some really killer upgrades, but honestly, it feels like they’re just throwing darts at a board." 🎯🔥 This is fine, though, right? Just like waiting for that last slice of pizza! 🍕🥴 People are out here still asking Siri to play "Despacito" while the rest of us are vibing with our AIs that can recite Shakespeare! ✨📖 Like, are we really gonna roll into 2026 with a glorified radio DJ? 🤡 Drake’s face when he hears about this delay: “Do not want.” 😤🚫 Meanwhile, I’m just waiting for Siri to have a personality upgrade that doesn’t sound like a monotone robot who’s seen some things. 😵‍💫 So here’s my *unhinged prediction*: By the time Siri IGNORES our requests until 2026, we’ll have fully functioning AI pets that we can cuddle instead. Stonks?! 💰🐶 Time to teach my future cat to respond to me! 🤯🔥 #SiriIsCanceled #AIPetGoals