🔥💻 *BREAKING: LG JUST DISSED YOUR MACBOOK AIR IN THE ULTIMATE PORTABLE SHOWDOWN* 🤡💥 Hold onto your butts, fam! 🤯 The LG Gram 17 (2025) is busting through the door with its new Intel Lunar Lake chip like: “Did somebody order a *snacc*?!” 🍕💰 With battery life that lasts longer than your last relationship and cooling so effective it might as well be a fan on TikTok, this machine is here to make the MacBook Air frag out harder than a noob in Fortnite! 💀💨 *Leaked Developer Quote💬*: "Honestly, we just wanted to make something that doesn’t melt my face off while I stream... is that too much to ask?" 🤷‍♂️👨‍💻 But let’s get real—if you think your overpriced aluminum can compete here, you must be sipping that *“This is fine”* coffee while your MacBook is doing the stonks down the charts! 📉💔 👀 🤔 Drake says: "I don’t wanna hear it," while looking at your sad little MacBook Air. **Unhinged Prediction**: In five years, the Gram 17 will be your new favorite toaster, because it’ll probably blow up *literally* from all that battery power. Your kitchen just went BOOM! 🚀🔥 *Share this if you're ready to stop losing your money to Apple!* 💀✌️