🚨🎬 ALERT! NEW TRAILER JUST DROPPED, AND IT'S A WILD RIDE! 💥💀 Yo fam, imagine if Die Hard had a baby with Home Alone—like a mega cringe crossover that somehow ALSO involves Stephen King. 🏃‍♂️💨 Well, hold onto your snack pouches because Edgar Wright just flexed on us with *The Running Man* trailer! 🍿💪 Glen Powell, who we're assuming just graduated from Stonks Academy, is running for his life, and we’re all here for the chaos! 😂💰 Forget Nakatomi Plaza; we’re talking about a *literal* death race that’s also a reality show. Talk about the ultimate "this is fine" moment. 🔥🤡 Imagine the boardroom meeting where they decided this—"Hey guys, what if we threw in some traps like Kevin McCallister's, but instead of paint cans, it’s, I don’t know… a laser bazooka?!" 🤯 *Leaked developer quote*: “We just want to win over the TikTok demographic, so expect a lot of jumping around and memes. Can we get a "HOMERUN!" instead of 'Running Man'? 🚀” Hot take: This movie’s gonna be so based that the streaming service will have to hire a virtual meme police. It’s gonna break the internet! Get your popcorn ready, folks. 🍿💫