🚨 ALERT! 🚨 Alexis Ohanian, the King of Reddit (you know, the place where dreams and nightmares collide) is cooking up a new social platform 🍳🔥 with one 🔑 rule: “Don’t act like an asshole.” 🤡💩 I mean, this is the tech version of telling people to stop jumping into the deep end without knowing how to swim! 🌊 Sooo original, right?! 💀 Just imagine: a social media world where people actually act like they have the social skills of a golden retriever 🐶, instead of a rabid raccoon! 💥 And here’s the kicker—while you're dodging emotional landmines in the comment sections, Ohanian's also doling out gems about women’s sports being the next big thing (what?!) 👀💰 while reminiscing about his immigrant mom being the real MVP. 💪👩‍👦 🚀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just want to create a platform where people can share cat memes without getting dragged into a political Twitter war. Is that too much to ask?” 🤷‍♂️ So, what’s next? I’m calling it: this platform will blow up and become the next big thing… for about 5 minutes before Gen Z gets bored and creates a new app to rate Starbucks cups. 💀📉 This is fine, folks. Stay tuned and keep those cringe posts coming! 😤🔥 #Based #StonksOrBust