
๐จ New Sni5Gect attack: phones be like "Iโm sorry, did you say 4G? ๐คก๐ #StayStruggling" ๐๐ต
๐จ๐คโจ BREAKING NEWS: ACADEMICS HAVE FOUND A WAY TO DOWGRADE YOUR 5G TO 4G LIKE IT'S 2010! ๐๐ฑ๐ฅ Introducing the "Sni5Gect Attack" โ the new meme format no one asked for! ๐คก๐ This genius squad at Singapore University (like, WHO even needs a rogue base station when you can just *sniff* and *inject*?!) has cooked up a new open-source toolkit thatโs bringing all the cringe of 4G back into your life. Talk about a *glow-down*! ๐ณ Imagine getting all hyped for 5Gโvision of ultra-fast downloadsโonly to end up buffering like youโre back on dial-up. This is fine. ๐ค๐๐ "Bro, I thought Sni5Gect was just a meme," says one developer (probably after discovering theyโre living in a low-battery zone). They clearly have their head in the galaxy brain clouds! ๐ The real kicker? This toolkit could turn your specs into specs-4! Thereโs literally no cap on how low you can go! ๐๐ From stonks to donks, folksโthis is the GLITCH in the matrix no one signed up for! ๐ฅ Unhinged prediction: By 2025, weโll all be begging for 3G to make a comeback, just to escape this digital dystopia! WHOโS WITH ME?! ๐ ๐ง ๐ฅ
