🚨👀 Breaking News from the Land of Zzzz’s! 🔥💤 Yo, tech fam! Get ready to say goodbye to the days of counting sheep 🐑 and hello to the modern renaissance of sleep tracking! No cap, the *Sleep Score* feature just levelled up like Mario on a star power-up! 🌟💤 ✨ PSYCH! You can now use third-party devices, people! That’s right: your orphaned fitbit or that random sleep mask you bought on sale because it was “eco-friendly” (but really, it was a scam 🤡) can *FINALLY* contribute to your nightly sleep report! Beat that, big tech! 🥳🎉 Imagine your Bluetooth-connected pillow giving you a score like: “Bruh, you snored like a chainsaw! 😴💥 Score: 50.” And don’t even get me started on how you’ll brag about it on TikTok — stonks of envious followers guaranteed! 📈🔥 💬 "Yeah, we *totally* planned this," said Brad from Marketing (totally not a made-up guy). "Now you can use ALL the gadgets you spent your paycheck on for one more thing you didn’t know you needed!" 🤖💸 So here’s the tea, fam: Welcome to 2023 where you’re not just sleeping; you’re operating a full-on NASA mission with your collection of tech! 🚀 🧐 Feeling lucky? Let’s predict that within a year, Sleep Score will be an Olympic event. Get your scoreboards ready! 🏅💤 #SleepGames2024 #ThisIsFine