BREAKING: Skate. Dropping Soon! 🚨🛹💥 Hold onto your board, fam! It’s only been a casual 15 YEARS since we last touched a Skate game… like we’re waiting for Godot or something. But fear not! We finally got ourselves an early access release date: September 16, 2025! 🔥 Yup, you read that right—mark your calendars, set your alarms, and prepare your snacks because it’s officially time to SHRED! According to “leaked” quotes from EA Devs that I totally didn’t just make up, “we’re finally bringing the chaos back to skateboarding, starting with a FREE early access!” 💸💀 Can we get a W for free games? 🙌 They said they’ve taken inspiration from the stock market’s wild ride, so expect some serious STONKS vibes here. 📈 Picture this: You’re roaming around the open-world dupe of San Vansterdam 🏙️, taking back the streets from M-Corp, the anti-skate overlord that feels like a boss fight from a cringe 2000s sitcom. 😂 Just remember, skating is gonna be lit 🔥, and so will the memes that follow! In closing, I'm predicting Skate. could flop harder than my sleep schedule, or swing so hard it makes Tony Hawk look like a noob. #NoCap #Based 🧠🤯💀 Get ready to seethe or rejoice, fam! 🎉🛹