🚨🔮💸 HOLD THE PHONE, POKÉFANS! The Prismatic Evolutions Premium Figure Collection is about to hit shelves like a Magikarp flopping out of nowhere! On Nov. 19, prepare for your wallets to weep as this glorious batch of shiny cardboard (and overpriced figures! 🤡💰) arrives at retailers far and wide—like some sort of Pokémon Black Friday, but instead of TVs, you nab your glittering dreams! Where to grab this epic loot? 🛒💥 You could *probably* just summon a Charizard to fly you to the nearest store, but for all you plebs out there, just hit up Walmart, Target, or that sketchy Amazon seller who’s definitely reselling that one Pikachu from 1998 for $500. *Stonks?* More like *STONKED!* 💸📈 And let's be honest, how many of us are really buying this to play? No cap, we just want the figures to stare at like they’re our children with celebrity crushes. 🤭🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: “Our focus is on making you feel like you need this in your life. Just a little dopamine hit for your empty soul.” 💀 🔥 Final prediction? The world will end in a Pokémon Card shortage, and we will ALL be trading our firstborns for shiny Charizards. This is *fine.* 🐉✨💔