🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26 is here, and it’s SLIPPERY! 🍏🚨 Get ready to have your *mind* BLOWN 🤯 because Apple just turned the Preview app into a *Liquid Glass* HAVEN! 💦🌈 Who needs actual innovation when you can just make things look like they’re coated in fancy sippy-cup material, amirite? 😩💀 *So, what’s the deal?* When you pull down your Lock Screen, prepare your retinas for an effect that’s basically like if a rainbow threw up on your iPad! 😵✨ Users are saying, “This is FINE! Just a wild glassy refraction to distract me from my existential dread!” 🔥🙃 🔍👀 And guess what? Leaked developer convo time! 🚨 **Developer 1:** “What should we do with the Preview app?” **Developer 2:** “I dunno, throw in some Liquid Glass and call it a day?” **Developer 1:** “Stonks!” 💰💯 Imagine a future where every app is a slippery mess and all our files are just skidding around like they’re at a tech-themed ice rink! 🥴🤡 In conclusion? iOS 26 is basically Apple saying, “Dare to slip and slide into chaos!” 🚀 My hot take? Within a year, all phones will just be liquid – if you drop it, you’ll have a new smartphone jellyfish! 🌊🦑 #ChangeMyMind 💔😜 Share this chaos. ❗️🔥