🚨💀 BREAKING: Scientists Discover New 'Plague' in Your Linux Systems! 🦠 Linux users, put down the avocado toast and listen up! 🍞🥑 Your precious systems are getting backdoored by a stealthy little gremlin called "Plague." 😱 I can hear the cries of sysadmins everywhere! **TL;DR:** This isn’t the new iPhone feature you were waiting for — it’s a PAM backdoor letting hackers waltz into your SSH like it’s a VIP club with no bouncer. 🕺💃 🔥 Nextron Systems’ own Pierre-Henri Pezier dropped this knowledge bomb saying, “Attackers can silently bypass authentication.” Like, great, thanks for the heads up, we were just relaxing on our keyboards! 🤦‍♂️ 💰 Meanwhile, companies are gonna be like *Drake pointing* to their cash flow while crying over lost credentials. “This is fine,” said every IT department facing endless downtime. And let’s be real: Can we treat Linux backdoors like the crypto market? *Stonks can’t go down below zero!* 🚀✨ 🤖 So here’s my bold prediction: In 2024, we’ll see a Linux distro called “Plague-Free” that requires you to sacrifice a keyboard to even install it. 🔮💥 Share this hot mess and make your friends laugh while they cry about their compromised systems! #LinuxPanic #CringeLevelOver9000