🚨 BREAKING TECH NEWS ALERT 🚨!!! Google just dropped something that’ll make you go “HOLD MY PHONE” 🤯! Introducing the *super* spicy "Call Message" live voicemail feature for Pixel Phones! 📱💬 You ever been ghosted and wished you could zap your message straight to someone's ears in real-time? Well, fam, Google just patented that idea (probably as a side hustle to make sure you can't block their calls). 😂💀 🔥 Imagine if you could *actually* leave a voicemail without *actually* having to listen to Aunt Karen ramble about her cat’s gluten allergy 💀. Now you can drop your message while they’re still on the call, which means more time for you to scroll through TikTok!! Developer quote leak: “We were just tired of hearing people arguing over the phone. So we thought, why not let them argue via voicemail too? Makes life easier, right?” 🤣😂 And guess what?! Just when you thought Google was done... Brace yourselves for *Call Message 2.0*, where you can send an emoji in real-time and get into heated debates over whether “👍” means “okay” or “leave me alone” 🙃. 👀 Hot take: this feature will spark a new era of voicemail addiction, and I predict someone’s gonna get dumped over “read receipts” on a voicemail. The future is *grim*, folks. Buckle up! 🚀✨ #CringeCentral