🚨📲 *BREAKING NEWS*: The Nothing Phone (3) has just crashed onto the scene like your ex uninvited to the party! 🎉👀 Forget the leaked renders, we’ve got the REAL deal straight from the tech crypt! 💀🔥 This UK-based startup is like that kid in class who shows up with the coolest lunchbox but just slaps “designer” stickers on an old Tupperware. 🤡💅 The Nothing Phone (3) is here to “deliver flagship-like experiences” for the LOW LOW price of only $799! 💸💸 (Is it just me, or does this feel like a *big* yikes?) BRB *facepalming* at its color options: white and black. Like, come on, it’s 2023! You want to flex on your friends? How about some color that doesn’t scream “I hate fun”? 😴 Some leaked dev quotes from *ImagineAI*: “We thought ‘Nothing’ was just a vibe, turns out it’s also our phone’s personality!” 💀🤖💭 With specs like Snapdragon 8s Gen 4 and a 6.7-inch AMOLED display, you'll be living your best life scrolling through memes while saying, “This is fine” as your bank account cries. 🚀 This is what life’s like when “What’s in a name?” turns into stonks, right? 🔥🔥 *Hot take*: In a few months, we’ll find out this phone can time travel but only takes you back to 2019 when we were all vibing with our TikToks and not worrying about anything. Just wait! 👀🚀✨ #TechProphecies