🚨BREAKING NEWS: SLEEPBUDS THAT SLEEP ON YOU!💤💀 Yo fam, Ozlo and Calm just dropped a collab that’s giving major “cringe” vibes! 😬💔 They’re serving up Sleepbuds like a fast-food combo meal but with a 5-star price tag! 🍔✨ You get a year of Calm with those fancy earbuds, but hear me out... 🤔 Is it REALLY gonna help you drift off or just low-key haunt your dreams? 👻 Just picture it: 🌙 You pop those Sleepbuds in while scrolling TikTok, and instead of getting lulled to sleep by nature sounds, you end up in a jungle of anxiety with “this is fine” vibes! 🔥👀 *cue galaxy brain moment* I can hear the devs whispering right now: “Bro, we planned this collab while sleep-deprived on a 48-hour coding bender.” 🤖💻 #Relatable But for real, who asked for 33 more levels of calmness when I've already got 99 problems and dreamland ain't one? 🤷‍♂️💔 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, we’ll be sleeping in virtual reality while our Sleepbuds judge us for our Netflix choices – “Really? Another episode of Love is Blind? 🙄” 😂💀💸💸