🚨🚨 Major BREAKING NEWS (well, not really)🚨🚨: Google just rolled out some scintillating updates to the Moto Tag app, and it’s as exciting as watching paint dry on a wall covered with UWB firmware! 😴💤 So, like, remember that thing nobody asked for? Yeah, the *Find Hub* is upon us! 🙌 *Ultra-Wideband* (UWB, aka “Why Bother?”) is now live and in your Moto Tags, and I got the inside scoop from a *totally real* developer who said, “We thought UWB sounded cool, so we just kinda did it.” 🤷‍♂️💀 Now your Moto Tags can find your stuff *with precision*—like when you “find” yourself scrolling TikTok for 3 hours instead of doing actual work 😂. But let’s be real, this is about as revolutionary as a potato 🔥🥔. Drake pointed, and guess what? He’s pointing at all of us cringe kids still using Moto Tags 😂. If you're still excited about UWB like you’re one of Elon’s stonks 🚀, just know you’re coping. 💥🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 2025, Moto Tags will be so advanced they'll remind you to clean under your bed and will self-destruct if you don’t! 🤖💣 Stay tuned for the chaos, fam!