🚨💬 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The one and only *Jack Dorsey*, the man behind Twitter (and that weird vegan pizza phase), just dropped a wild new app called **Bitchat Mesh** (I'm not calling it that, sounds like a bad reality show!) on the App Store. Yup, your grandma ain't gonna be messaging you on this one! 🤡📱 Now let’s be real, Dorsey said it’s his “weekend project,” which I’m interpreting as “I need a break from watching my stonks crash.” 🤑📉 But here’s the kicker: this app is *open-source*… as in "good luck finding your friends" because it runs on Bluetooth. 💀👻 Like, bruh, we ain’t at a LAN party anymore! 🚀 According to our *totally legit* sources, one dev said, “We wanted to keep it minimal…like my dating life.” 😅 And let’s face it, if you think you’ll find your contacts, you’re gonna have to start sending carrier pigeons too. 🕊️ In a world where I can send memes across galaxies in 0.2 seconds, DO WE REALLY NEED AN APP THAT CAN'T FIND MY MOOD? 🤨🔥 So grab your tin foil hats and get ready for the wild ride, but honestly? If your chats are just you talking to your cat, that's a vibe, fam. 🤠😂 **Prediction Alert**: In the next six months, we’re gonna see a “Bitchat vs. Tinder” love drama unfold – because why not? This is fine! 🔥💔