🔊🚨 BREAKING: LEGO Teams Up with Marvel to Drop Sets That Make Your Wallet Cry 💸💥 👀 Listen up, my fellow nerds, because August 2025 is about to be LEGENDARY! Starting now, you *will* be emotionally manipulated into buying a bunch of plastic bricks because you just can't help yourself! 🤖🧱 Here's the sitch: We got new Marvel Lego sets coming in hot! 💣🔥 If "adulting" was a word, it would be like building these 10,000-piece monstrosities while crying over your bank account. 💔💀 Major vibes like "This is fine" as your credit score nose-dives into oblivion! 😂🚀 Developer Quote Leak: “We just want to drain your money like Thanos with the Infinity Stones. #suckers” - Anonymous Lego Dev 🤡 You got Iron Man, Spider-Man, and Captain ‘Why Am I Like This’ America collecting dust on your shelf? Now you can add a web-slinger LEGO set that’s basically a glorified money pit! Drake's pointing pic when I say "Spend your paycheck on bricks instead of bills”! 🔥💰 But hey, if you don’t buy it, are you even a real fan? No cap! Soooo, my unhinged psychic prediction? In three years, every household will have at least 50 LEGO sets, and they’ll banish all furniture to make room for them! That's the ultimate flex! 💀✨ #LEGOFOMO #Stonks