🚨🍏 *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE APPLE ORCHARD* 🍏🚨 Ladies and gentleappleheads, brace yourselves! 😱 The tech gods have decreed that the next Mac Pro will *possibly* *maybe* *allegedly* rock the M4 Ultra chip. And no, this isn't just a glitch in the Matrix! We're talkin’ "My PC runs faster than your WiFi" type vibes here. 💻🔥 🔍 Rumor has it that Apple is like that friend who pretends to have a successful life but is actually just stashing all their "cool" chips in a secret drawer. 💰🤑 A leaked developer quote says, "We just wanted to flex harder than Thanos with all the Infinity Stones, lol." 🤡 Now, we know what you're thinking: "Another overpriced paperweight?" Yeah, but **this** one's got more power than my uncle at a BBQ trying to convince everyone he knows the secret to flipping burgers! 😂🍔 Drake might be pointing and saying, “Hot take: the M4 Ultra is just an M1 Russo edition with a fresh haircut!” 💇‍♂️💅 So, how long till we find out it’s just a brighter shade of silver? 🤷‍♂️ Right about the time Apple drops their new *overpriced* water bottle, I’d say. 🔥 In conclusion: the Mac Pro’s new chip won’t just push boundaries; it’ll probably launch itself into the sun! 🌞 💀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #ApplePocalypse