🚨BREAKING: Khosla's new sidekick Point One Navigation just secured a fat 💰$35 million bag to find your lost pizza delivery drone, trim your Uber Eats costs, and guide your robotaxi straight to the Taco Bell drive-thru. No cap, they’re about to drop some serious location-finding heat! 🔥🔥 Let's talk about this for a sec: in San Francisco, where rent costs more than a kidney 💀, Point One Navigation is literally saying, "Y’all be getting lost out here like a cat in a dog park.” 😂 Me when my drone goes rogue: "This is fine." (Spoiler: It’s not fine. My burrito is history.) 🚀 The company claims it can track everything from your trucks to those shady robotaxis trying to pick you up without insurance (yikes). But can it help me find my will to live while working that 9-5? 🤔 "Is it a drone? Is it a lost truck? Who even knows?" said a *totally real* insider we totally didn't just make up. "We just want to make sure your autonomous Uber doesn't accidentally drop you in the Pacific Ocean. Again." GET READY: Soon, we’ll have a future where your drone is so precise, it can deliver your food to your kitchen counter—but like, only if you can pay with stonks. This tech is going to be *so* good that we'll all be saying “based” like it’s 2023 fashion advice! 🤖💸 Prediction alert! 🚨 By 2025, everyone will be so obsessed with location tracking that they’ll have GPS chips implanted in their heads. You will literally BE the drone. 🐝🤯