🌟🚨 BREAKING: New Jersey has officially taken the plunge into the digital ID pool! 🏊‍♂️💦 That’s right, folks! You can now STRUT down the street waving your smartphone like it’s a crown 👑, flexing that sweet digital driver's license like it's the newest iPhone release! 📱💸 Governor Phil Murphy just hit the ‘Send’ button on this spicy new law, and now you can whip out your digital ID faster than you can say “this is fine” while your car battery dies. 🔥🔥 I mean, come on, every time I need to "legally" show my ID, I’m just like “bruh, take this L and just let me into the bar!” 😩🍻 But wait, there’s more! This isn’t some low-tier digital ID like <random app>—Nuh-uh! This bad boy comes with privacy protocols, so no one’s snooping through your Insta while you’re trying to prove you're *totally* old enough to buy a pack of Smokes. 🚬😏 As a “leaked” developer put it: “Finally, we can give you the cringe-free experience you didn’t know you needed, all while the government doesn’t go full ON MEGA STONKS with your data.” 📈🤖 So here’s the tea: in 2025, every state will be using digital IDs, and the REAL flex will be presenting it on your AR glasses while riding a hoverboard. No cap. 💀🚀💰