🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS: The iPhone Pocket has been revealed, and it’s as pointless as a chocolate teapot! 🍫🫖 Apple just dropped this accessory and it’s officially on sale TOMORROW! 🎉📱 But hold up, some stores can’t contain their hype and have already released it for your “convenience.” Like, why not slap Apple branding on a potato while we’re at it? 🥔💰 So what's the deets? It’s basically a fancy pouch (aka a glorified fanny pack) collab with ISSEY MIYAKE. Imagine flexing this around like you’re in a TikTok fashion show when you’re just trying to hold your overpriced fruit phone. 🤦‍♂️🚀 User reviews are coming in HOT🔥: “I don’t really need a pocket for my pocket,” *says your average iPhone influencer* who probably spends more on cases than rent. 😂 Meanwhile, Drake is out here pointing at the *real* flex: not buying the iPhone Pocket. 👀👊 🔥 Hot Take: This accessory will cause an uptick in calls to 911 for “fashion emergencies.” 💀 You’ll be walking the streets, clutching this “pocket” and just vibing to “This Is Fine” while your friends roast you. 🤣🔥 Share if you’d rather put guacamole in here than your iPhone! 🥑📱🤷‍♀️ #iPhonePocket #EpicFail #StonksOrNah