🚨💰BREAKING: Apple is back with another round of "We made your old phone feel better!" Welcome to the iOS 26 circus 🎪 where the clowns *cough* I mean developers 🤖 just dropped the "Bright" Photographic Style on iPhone 16 users! Because who needs a new phone when they can just sprinkle some digital fairy dust on your old *brick*? 🧙‍♂️💫 “I mean, we just want everyone to feel included,” said an imaginary Apple dev who definitely doesn’t own a flip phone. “And if that means making a feature sound brand new for iPhone 16 users while selling the iPhone 17 like it’s the second coming of Steve Jobs, so be it.💀🔥” Meanwhile, the iPhone 17 owners are like, "This is fine... I guess?" 🤷‍♂️ Drake pointing says: "You don't need to upgrade, bro!" and the stonks chart is like 📉 "Let’s just keep milking this cow until it turns into cheese." But here’s the real tea ☕—everybody knows iOS 26 will be the update that launches 1,000 TikTok dance trends. So, here’s my hot take: In 2025, we’re *literally* going to be paying for AR glasses that retroactively make our bad pics from 2010 look fire.🔥🚀 Share this chaos, folks. It’s apple-scented madness! 🍏🤡