🚨💔🌐 Tech News Just Hit Different: NEW HttpTroy Backdoor LEAKS Like The Last Slice of Pizza at a Party 🍕💀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Kimsuky, North Korea's tech-savvy evil twin, just dropped a spicy backdoor banger they’re calling HttpTroy 🔥. And no, this ain’t a new dance move—unless you’re doing the cha-cha-cha towards your bank account being drained! 💸💃 So, apparently, our homies at Gen Digital discovered Kimsuky's love letter in the form of a *phishing email* with a ZIP file named "250908_A_HK이노션." Like, bro, when did ZIP files start sounding like high-end Korean restaurants? 🍲 But really, who even opens ZIPs anymore?! That’s just a “Hi, please take all my data” invitation—but in Korean. 😂 👾💬 “We thought it was a legit VPN invoice bro, then I lost my job and my life!” – a *totally* real developer quote from an imaginary Zoom meeting. 😱 👀 Spoiler alert: If you work in cybersecurity, DO NOT open emails named after your ex’s favorite takeout. No cap. This is fine, maybe? **Hot Take**: Within a year, HttpTroy will host a conference where it’ll teach hackers how to market their malware. BET! 🚀🤖💰 #Stonks