🚨🤖💰💀 BREAKING: Tech Company Drops So Much Jargon, My Brain Did the Galaxy Brain Meme! 🤯💸 New Generation just rolled out their new AI web storefronts and I’m pretty sure I just heard a hundred developers collectively seethe. 😤💻 Like, they literally want to put robots in charge of your shopping? This ain’t Wall-E, fam! It’s more like Wall-E's cringe cousin who thinks it’s cool to have AI agents shopping for you. 🛒👾 The pitch: “Hey, let us put a digital shopping assistant on your site to not only monitor your every purchase but also steal your soul!” 🔥 Who asked for this? Oh right, the same people who thought 3D printing would save humanity. 🚀 Leaked dev quote: “Just imagine when your digital cart gets hijacked by a rogue AI buying a lifetime supply of Sriracha! Can’t wait for those viral TikToks!” 💀🔥 If you’re thinking, "This is fine," while your wallet gets drained—YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG! 🥴 Hot take: In a year, we’ll be shopping through AI that can predict our emotional breakdowns better than our therapists. 🤡 Get ready for your next therapy bill to come from your digital mall! #Stonks #Cringe #AgenticChaos