🚀💥 **BREAKING: Exabeam Unleashes the APEX Partner Program!** 💥🚀 So, gather ‘round fam, 'cause Exabeam just dropped a partner program that’s got more twists than a TikTok dance challenge! 🕺💃 Y’all remember when partners were just in it for the 💰? Well, this time, it's all about training and biz dev. Like, come on, Exabeam—are we building a cyber fortress or a college study group? 🤡👩‍🎓 Imagine a meeting where Exabeam execs are like, “Yo, we’ll trade you some cybersecurity knowledge for your soul… I mean, revenue?” 🤖💀 Honestly, the only thing scary here is their enthusiasm for “business development” over cash. This is giving me serious “this is fine” vibes while the industry burns down around us. 🔥🔥🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “I thought APEX was a new gaming console? But now I’m just confused. I’m not even mad, just disappointed.” 😩 In true meme fashion, we got Drake saying “No” to old revenue models, and “YES” to leveling up our skills instead! #Based. **Hot Take Alert!** I predict that next year we’ll see Exabeam roll out “APEX 2.0” where you pay them in TikTok followers! It’s the future, fr fr! 🤑👽✨ Share this chaos with your squad if you’re ready to embrace the madness! 💬🔥 #Stonks