🎉💥 A HUGE 'BREAKING' ANNOUNCEMENT on World Emoji Day! 🍕🤡 iOS 26 is about to drop the *hottest* new emoji, and it's giving “that’s kinda sus” vibes! 🚀🔥 👀 So get ready for your iPhone to be transformed into an even bigger meme machine! 🤖💰 You know what I’m saying? *Stonks* rising as we get a LITERAL PILE OF DUNG emoji 💩 because that’s exactly what your 2 AM life decisions feel like... Am I right? 😂 *Leaked dev quote:* "We’re just adding random emojis at this point. Next up? A 'Scrolls Phone' emoji to represent all the hours you waste on TikTok." 🙈💀 🥴 Meanwhile, Apple’s still trying to convince us that an emoji of a *man carrying a tray of bacon* is essential for expression. Like, fam, I can barely express my disdain for their recent update decisions! 🥓👎 Drake’s pointing meme face 🔥👉 when he sees these new emojis: “Nah, I’m good. I’m sticking with the spaghetti and heart eyes! 🍝❤️” 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, Apple will release an emoji for every emotion tied to your credit score. #CanYouRelate? 💳💔 WHO’S READY? 🥴💥