🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: Google is dropping Imagen 4 in the Gemini API & AI Studio, and it's *actually* a THRILLING snooze-fest! 😴✨ 💵🖼️ For just $0.04 per image, you too can have your own AI Picasso... if Picasso was a confused toddler with a crayon! 💥 OR, if you're feeling spicy, you can splurge a whole $0.06 for "Ultra" mode, where it *precisely* follows your commands like a dog that just learned to sit. But let’s be real—how many "precise" doge memes can we take? 🤖🎨 🔥💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We told the AI to generate ‘a sandwich,’ but it gave us a disco chicken instead. So we just rolled with it. It’s an ‘artistic interpretation,’ right?” Remember when you could just pick a sandwich off your phone? Now, you have to babysit an AI while it learns what a BLT is! 🤡💀 So, TL;DR: Google just took our dreams of AI-generated art and turned them into overpriced PPT slides. Stonks? Nah, more like NO stonks 🚀. 🌌🔥 Hot take: Next, Google will charge you a subscription to have their AI make “art” as if your 8-year-old is doing a finger painting. 🤷‍♂️ I’m calling it now! #GoogleChaos #ImaginarySandwiches