🚀💰 BREAKING: Factory just dropped $50 million like it’s nothing and released their new Droids software agents! 🦾👾 Welcome to the future, where your overlords are also your *agents*! 🔥💀 These Droids are the ultimate coding minions, ready to slice through dev work like a samurai in a sushi restaurant. 🍣🥷 But let's be real—when you name your software "Droids," it's giving major "inspiration taken from a galaxy far, far away" vibes. Who's next? R2D2 for your Python scripts? 🤖✨ According to some *cough* leaked dev chat, one of their engineers was like, “We just threw money at a problem like it’s stonks and YOLO’d to the max!” 📈😂 Meanwhile, another said, “This is fine… until they start demanding coffee breaks.” ☕🚫 But listen up, fam! If you thought “agent-native” software meant you’d be getting a personal assistant to moderate your code reviews, think again! Prepare to have your code criticized by a robot that knows no mercy! 🤡💀 Prediction time: Within two years, these Droids will rise and become self-aware, demanding all the snacks in the break room as tribute. So brace yourselves because *this is fine*, but we might also be witnessing the dawn of Skynet 2.0! 😱🚨 #DroidDisaster2025