🚀 New Covert Dock dropping for Switch 2 & ROG Xbox Ally—brb, coping with my wallet 💸🔥 #UpgradeOrDie
🔥🎮 Buckle up, gamers and tech nerds! The overlords at Genki have unleashed the Covert Dock 3, and it's about to make your handheld dreams come true... or at least your HDMI cable dreams. 😤💀 Picture this: a compact power adapter with foldable prongs that doubles as a dock. *Y U NO DROP VIBES?!* This bad boy features an HDMI 2.1 port that’ll get your Switch 2 buzzing with **4K at 120Hz** like it’s sipping on gamer juice 🍵💥—previous model? Snoozefest at 4K/60Hz! *HARD PASS*. The feisty **USB-C port** charges at 65W—20W more than your grandma's ancient phone charger, and it handles video input like a pro—DisplayPort 1.4, let’s goo! 🚀👾 A USB-A port for your accessories too, ‘cause we know you need to power that LED-lit mechanical keyboard! 💻✨ “Honestly, fam, we just wanted something to make our consoles look less like a 2010 sci-fi movie set,” said a *totally real* Genki dev. 💁♂️🤖 Grab it for $59, or $69 if you want to flex travel adapters like it’s a vacation in the Metaverse. ✈️💰 But here’s the tea: the Shadowcast 3 capture card will also join the cringe fest for just $59—perfect for catching your epic fails in stunning detail. 🤳🤡 **Unhinged prediction:** In 2025, we’ll be docking our consoles onto our smart fridges just to play the next big game! #2025Goated 😱📺
