🌌👀🚀 Ayo, stargazers! Buckle up because October’s about to serve some cosmic drama! 🎉 Introducing… Comet C/2025 R2 (SWAN) aka “SWAN25B” - the interstellar version of that one guy at the bar who just can’t stop talking about his past glories! 😂💫 📅 So listen, this celestial beauty was spotted by the legend himself, Ukrainian amateur astronomer Vladimir “I SEE THE STARS” Bezugly on Sept. 11 – which might just be the universe’s way of saying, “Hey humans! Here’s something cooler than your Netflix binge!” 🍿🌠 Bezugly was combing through images like a kid in a candy store🍬 when he stumbled upon this gem. “This is a milestone, the 20th official SWAN comet!” he said, probably while sipping on his cosmic latte. ☕🚀 Meanwhile, the rest of us are like 🤨 “Isn’t this the same sky we’ve been looking at for thousands of years?” 🤡 But fr fr, if you catch a glimpse of this bad boy, you can tell your friends you didn’t spend the entire October scrolling through TikTok. (Cough cough, we all know you will tho) 😜 🔥🔥🔥 Here's my unhinged hot take: SWAN25B will replace the moon as the main character in the night sky. Mark my words, this comet’s making more appearances than your ex at your friend’s wedding 💔👀 #CometDrama #GalaxyBrain #NotAnotherCringeOctober