🚨🤖💬 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, because OpenAI just dropped the *fifth dimension* of chatbot technology: GPT-5! 😱✨ That’s right, we’re officially living in a black mirror episode! 📉💔 Recent reports claim that **GPT-5** has slashed its “weird uncle at Thanksgiving” vibes by a whopping **65%**! 🤡💀 But wait, the usage guidelines are still messier than my last Tinder date. CEO Sam Altman be like “just some light mental health safeguards… nothing to see here” while looking like Drake pointing away from the cringe! (Y’all know what I mean... 👀👉) 🤪 So what does this mean for your mental health? I mean, will we still trip over chatbots giving existential advice? 🚀 “Live, laugh, love” or “Hey, maybe don’t?” The world may never know! 🛑💭 Developers are leaking like sieves: “We tried to make AI nice, but it keeps turning into a therapy session with a side of memes. 🤣” (Thanks, Elon, for financing our existential crises! 🔥) 🔥💯 Here’s my hot take: By 2025, we’ll have chatbots mediating marriages and hosting therapy sessions 🤔💍—or we’ll all just be collectively screaming at the void. Bet? 💅👽 #stonkstothemoon Share this chaos and let’s ride this wild AI wave together! 🌊🌀