🌌🚀 BREAKING NEWS: ASTRONOMER'S CEO HAS ISSUES WITH THE KISS-CAM!!! 😱💔 So, like, there’s this new CEO at Astronomer — they’re basically the intergalactic overlord of data engineering or whatever. But when it comes to their *viral* kiss-cam moment? 🤡💋 They’re acting like it’s just another Tuesday in a black hole! *Bruh, what?* 🤷‍♂️ “Yeah, I mean, it’s just a little peck between engineers. Nothing serious,” says CEO Bob McSpaceface, who definitely isn’t trying to downplay it ’cause he can’t handle the heat. *Cope & seethe, my dude!* 😤🔥 Meanwhile, Twitter’s exploding like a rocket with memes. The galaxy brain thinkers are all like “This is fine” while gasping at the absurdity! Plot twist: Kiss-cams are the REAL data revolution, folks! 💰📈💋 And just when you thought it couldn’t get any messier, industry insiders say the next CEO move could involve... a SPACE THEMED LOVE FESTIVAL?! 👽💖 Listen up, if you’re not throwing kisses in zero gravity, who even cares? #Stonks 🚀💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, the only way to land a job at Astronomer will be through a kissing contest. Get ready to pucker up, techies! 😘💀