🔥🚀💰 BREAKING: CardPointers Hits iOS 26 Like a College Kid Hits the Taco Bell Drive-Thru at 2 AM! 🍔💀 Y’all, CardPointers just dropped an update and it’s sparklier than your Ex’s new relationship 💔✨! They're flexing that Liquid Glass design – I’m over here wondering if my iPhone is about to transform into a trendy vodka bottle or something 💧💎. But wait, 'cause it’s 2023 and Apple’s flexing their “Intelligence” (we’ll see about that, Apple 🍏🤔). I guess even Siri needed some knowledge in the stonk market 💼💵. “Hey Siri, can you help me optimize my credit points?” *Siri responds with a meme about failing math* 🤡📈. One developer was allegedly overheard saying, "We made it so pretty that even boomers will understand it!" 🤯💀 That's the vibe you want – functional AND pretty. But let’s be real, at this point Apple could release an app that just *whistles* and people would be all over it. *Drake pointing* to a can of soda? You already know we’re using this app to get rewards on snacks! 🍖🥤 My *unhinged* prediction? Next update: CardPointers will literally email you when you’re about to spend too much on avocado toast. #TechWarriors unite! 😂🥑🚀🚨 Share this and drop your cringe moments with Apple below! 👇💯