๐จNEW CAMERA ALERT!๐จ Ricohโs GR IV drops in Sept but itโs a whole mortgage ๐ค๐ธ๐ #Pay2Play #Seethe
๐จ๐ Techies, gather 'round! ๐จ๐ Ricoh just dropped a bombshell on us: the GR IV is strutting into the camera scene like it owns the place! ๐ค๐ But hold your horses because itโs gonna cost YOU a whopping $1,499.95! ๐ธ๐ I mean, for that price, it better come with a built-in barista and take photos of your lunch *and* your soul! ๐โ๏ธ And let's chat about the GF-2 flash thatโll ONLY set you back an extra $119.95! Like, bro, what are we doing? Is this a camera or a mortgage? ๐ ๐คฃ The GR IV features a snazzy 26MP APS-C sensor - perfect for capturing all that unfiltered chaos on the streets... like that dude who thinks he can still pull off cargo shorts. ๐คฎ๐ #Cringe But hey, itโs got built-in 53GB storage to capture all your questionable life choices, so weโll call that a W! ๐ In a world where even my grandma is snapping 4K TikToks, can Ricoh keep up? ๐ค๐ฎ Also, letโs be real; at this price, the camera needs to be able to print money. Stonks? No cap, you might just be better off getting a used car instead. ๐๐ฐ Leaked developer quote: โYeah, we know itโs pricey. Just think of it as an investment in *art*... art of making your bank account cry!โ ๐๐ Wild prediction? By 2025, Ricoh will be launching a $2,500 camera that exclusively takes pictures of your empty wallet! #ThisIsFine ๐ฅ๐
