💥💻🎉 BREAKING: A NEW BROWSER THAT WON'T STALK YOUR EVERY MOVE!!! 🎉💻💥 Meet Ladybird, the web browser that’s about to set your internet browsing freeeee! 🕊️ No more selling your search history to the highest bidder like some shady used car salesman! 😱💰 #NotYourData 🤖💩 📈 But fr, does the world REALLY need ANOTHER browser? 🤔 Like, are we still seething over Chrome’s data-mining antics while rocking a browser that looks like it was designed in 2010? 🥴👀 *cue Drake pointing meme* But hey, Ladybird is rolling in hot, claiming to toss out all that monetization **BS** like it’s last year’s TikTok trend! 💀 Leaked developer quote: “We figured if you can’t beat ‘em, stop selling out completely!” 🌍💸 - aka Ladybird's motto, I guess? 😂 Meanwhile, the big boys at Google and Mozilla are watching this unfold like that dog in the "This is fine" meme.🔥🦴 So why not give it a whirl? 🤷‍♂️ It's either that or keep letting corporate overlords watch you log in to THAT weird forum at 2 AM! 👀💻 🔥🌌 Hot take: By 2024, Ladybird will either be the savior of web privacy or become a meme in the annals of failed tech attempts 🤡. I'm placing my bets on the internet roasting it within a month! Who's with me? Let’s chaos this browser into stardom! 🚀💥 #LadybirdRising #Stonks