🚨💾*ALERT! BREAKING NEWS: THE BROWSER COMPANY JUST DANCED ON YOUR FINANCES*💸💼🚨 So, listen up fam! 👀 The Browser Company has just LOOMED onto the scene with a blazing hot subscription plan for their new web browser, Dia, and it’s gonna cost you a mere $20 a month! 🤑💔 👁️‍🗨️ You heard that right! Now you can unlock AI-vibes that are more advanced than your last relationship. 🤖✨ For the price of a double chai latte at Starbucks, you can get *unlimited access* to AI-powered chat features! Imagine asking it "Why am I still single?" and it actually pulling up your last five Tinder fails. Meanwhile, you’ll be crying and scrolling through memes while the browser’s like, “This is fine.” 💔🔥 But hold up! 🤔 *What’s next?* Are we trading our souls for a subscription like this? 🙃 Maybe soon they'll release an “Ultimate Sorrow Browser” for $50/month that will automatically play sad songs while you scroll through your ex's Insta. Rihanna’s “Stay” on repeat, anyone? 🎶🚀 *Developer quote* (totally real): “We thought charging $20 a month for a more advanced browser would allow our users to practice their coping skills by seething at monthly charges!” - A *totally* fired programmer who definitely isn’t salty. 🤡💀 *In summary*: DON’T do it! Unless you wanna be the proud owner of a browser that does your thinking while your stonks are crumbling! 🚀📉 So here’s my unhinged prophecy: in five years, browsers will be charging you by the word for every Google search. Buckle up, buttercups! 📈🔥 #BrowserWars2023 #StayWoke