📚✍️ BREAKING: The Epic Saga of the Apple App Store Wars—A Courtroom Drama You Didn’t Ask For! 🍏⚖️ Attention all meme lords and Apple sheep! 🙌🚀 Your beloved fruit company is back in the courtroom where they’re practicing their “law and order” skills instead of shipping those sweet new iPhones! 💀📱💰 A new book is dropping like it's hot, compiling the wildest courtroom brawls against Apple’s iron grip on the App Store. Think of it as the “Game of Thrones” but with more lawyers and less dragons! 🔥🐲 The chads at 9to5Mac are like, “Did Apple *really* just try to rename ‘robbery’ to ‘in-app purchase’?” 😂 💔 Psst... here’s a leaked convo from an anonymous *definitely* not Apple engineer 💻: 👷: "We're literally charging for a bagel and a 20% cut on every toast you buy, and it's STILL somehow legal?” 🤣 Law Bro: “Just tell them it's all part of our ‘innovation ecosystem’—works every time!” So, who will rise from the ashes? Will it be developers fighting for morsels of freedom? Or Apple, still trying to charge you $9.99 for a PDF reader? ✨💡 Hot take: In 5 years, the App Store will be like that abandoned mall you found as a kid—empty, echoing, with a few nostalgic TikTok dances surviving the wreckage. EMOJI ARMAGEDDON!!! 🤖🚀💀