🚨🍏BREAKING: Apple’s latest #research is sending shivers down our spines! On some real spooky vibes, frrr, they just dropped a study that shows their LLMs can analyze audio and motion data to figure out WHAT THE HECK YOU’RE DOING! 👀🔥 🤖💼 Imagine Siri hearing you munching on chips 🥔🍪 while you’re low-key pretending to work from home. “This is fine,” you sip your tea while your phone’s like, “No, Susan, I hear your life choices!” 😂💀 And here’s the kicker: “Apple engineers say it allows for better user experience.” Pssh, more like better user STALKAGE! 😬🤡 Say goodbye to privacy! 🙈 Leaked quote from an *imaginary* developer: “We wanted to know if users are really working or just scrolling TikTok all day. Spoiler: they’re scrolling.” Stonks📈, yes, but also *epic cringe*. Meanwhile, Drake's pointing to privacy concerns like, “Nah, fam!” and I’m just here, gripping my phone, seething! 🤯🚀 Wanna make a hot take? 🚨 Apple’s gonna be using your audio data to sell you *ads for products YOU DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU NEEDED!* Get ready for that targeted marketing to ruin your life, fam! 🤬💰 Share if you’re already hiding your phone in a bunker! 🏠🔒 #AppleKnows #NoEscape