🚨💥 STOP SCROLLING! The future of EARBUDS is upon us and I’m not talking about your grandma's old Walkman! 👵🎧 Introducing the mythical creatures known as **AirPods Pro 3**! 🍏✨ 📈Hold onto your wallets, fam, ’cause Apple just slapped a 1-2 punch on your ears: *fitness tracking* and *live translation*. That's right! Now, your AirPods are officially your new gym buddy and translator… IN ONE! 🤖💪🗣️ "Hey Siri, how do you say 'I’m dying' in French?" 🍷💀 And guess what? They’re boasting **TWICE** the ANC performance! I mean, who doesn’t want to drown out their gym bro grunting in HD? 😂💥 **Leaked developer quote**: "We figured if people want to ignore their surroundings, why not let them sweat AND ignore the world?" 🤷‍♂️🤡 Listen, Apple’s tech is becoming more extra than that one influencer at the gym trying to sell you protein shakes… but like, stonks? 💰📉 No cap, if you think your earplugs should do your pushups for you, fr fr you might just have to *settle* for these overpriced marvels. 😂💔 **Unhinged prediction**: In 2030, AirPods will start cooking your breakfast while translating your morning texts... while your fridge reminds you that you haven’t worked out since 2022. This is fine. 🔥🍳🤯