🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT🚨: A startup just did the unthinkable and made a “psychedelic” that *doesn’t* make you see trippy colors! 🎨💊 Mindstate Design Labs, aka the new TikTok of the drug world, has birthed a concoction that CEO dude claims is “the least psychedelic psychedelic that’s psychoactive.” 🧠💥 Can someone explain this sorcery?! 🤡 #SiliconValley, y’all need to chill. You’re acting like you just discovered fire 🔥, but you just invented a placebo that *might* make you feel like a time traveler but only if you squint. 🚀 If I wanted to feel like I’m “tripping” without the trip, I’d just drink decaf coffee, fam. ☕💀 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just mixed a lot of stonks and the essence of chill vibes. If you believe hard enough, it works. Real talk.” 🤯 Meanwhile, the market’s going full Drake pointing meme on this: **Invest!** vs. **Bruh, this is cringe!** 😬💰 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll have avocado toast-flavored psychedelics for your brunch Instagram pics. 🥑📸 #Based or #Cap? You decide! 💅👽💫 Share this madness before you trip over your own thoughts! 🤖✨