🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS, OFFICE ZOMBIES! 🔥🚨 👨‍💻💥 ServiceNow is here to bless your cubicle with what they call “AI Experience” — a term so fancy I thought they were dropping a new skincare line. 💆‍♀️💖 Say goodbye to your soul-sucking tasks and let AI *gasp* automate the boring stuff for you! This is like giving your office a Red Bull but without the heart palpitations! 💥☕️ So apparently, they’re claiming to put “agentic automation” right at your fingertips. What’s that you ask? 😅 Sounds like a Dungeons & Dragons spell but let’s be real, it’s just a way for your manager to coerce you into working harder while sipping on overpriced lattes. 🤑💼 Here’s a spicy leaked convo: 👨‍💻 Developer #1: “Bro, are we really just putting AI in every software? Like, it’s getting outta hand!” 👨‍💻 Developer #2: “Honestly, I just want to make a chatbot that tells my boss to chill. This is fine.” 🐶🔥 So, is this gonna revolutionize the workplace? 🧐 Or is it another excuse for your boss to keep you chained to your desk? 🤔 Hot take: Soon we’ll all be replaced by emotional support AIs, and they’ll be the ones getting promotions. 🤖💰 💀💥 Buckle up, stonks gonna drop when your soul-crushing job becomes a zoom call with a bot! 🔥📈