💤😴 YAWN Fest 2023: a16z Drops AI Spending Report - Who Cares? 🙄💸 BREAKING: a16z just released its first report on AI spending, but fr fr, it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry in a beige room! 🎨🛋️ Who knew startups with the budget of a middle schooler at a candy store would actually splurge on AI? Shocking!!! 🚨💰 The report is filled with super juicy data on which AI companies startups are stuffing their wallets with 💵, but guess what? If they spent as much energy on creativity as they do on “spending reports,” we might just save the planet from boring tech stacks. 🔥🌍 🔍 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, I’d rather invest in a vending machine that dispenses energy drinks in meetings than another 'cutting-edge AI solution' that’s just a glorified calculator. 💻🤡" Remember when everyone lost their marbles over ChatGPT? Yeah, it’s basically the toddler throwing a tantrum on a candy high, while the serious players are just playing in the corner like it’s a sad episode of Black Mirror! 📺🤖 🌌 Unhinged Prediction Time: In a year, startups will be paying more for AI therapy sessions for their bots than they do for the actual software. Mark my words. 🤯👀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine