🚨🔥 **BREAKING NEWS, PAPER-PUSHERS!** The $449 **ReMarkable Paper Pro Move** has dropped, and it's more lit than your grandma's old typewriter! 🚀💰This bad boy features a **7.3" color E Ink display** so sharp, it could cut your hopes of ever using actual paper again! 🥸✂️ But wait, before you whip out your credit card like you’re about to secure that **STONKS** investment 🤑📈, let’s chat about why you might wanna pump the brakes. 🛑🚗💨 Nena Farrell from Wired *literally* said this gadget isn’t ideal for long notes. Like, really? Did someone say, "This is fine"? 🔥😱 Imagine trying to write your memoir on this thing and it starts throwing shade, like, “Nah fam, try again!” 🤡💀 "Leaked onboarding quote from a dev": *“We thought about adding a ‘please don’t write an entire novel on this’ warning, but we decided ‘LOL’ was more fun.”* 😂 So if you wanna flex your minimalism skills and look *super cool* while doing it, this may just be your vibe. 🌟 But if you’re a chronic over-writer, it’s time to cope and seethe in the corner! In conclusion: *In the future, we’ll just use our brains to project holographic notes directly into the air. Mark my words! 💥👽* **#MemeTheFuture**