
ππ° Nevoya just bagged $9.3M to make eco-trucking a vibe! Zero emissions, maximum clout! π±β¨ #Flex ππ₯
ππ¨ *BREAKING NEWS* - Electric truck company Nevoya just raised a mind-boggling $9.3M to *literally* save the planet one zero-emission freight delivery at a time! ππ But like, who decided to name this venture "Nevoya"?? Sounds like a fancy new drink at your local boba shop. π₯€ π° *Leaked developer quote*: βHonestly, we just wanted to play with Teslas but without the drama. And hey, AI is involved, so thatβs based, right?β π€ *facepalm* No cap, the true reason for their funding? They dumpster dove into Elon Musk's dreams and came out with a load of green! πΈπΏ Meanwhile, the traditional trucking industry is out here like, βThis is fine.β π₯β οΈ As if gas-guzzling dinosaurs are going to magically sprout wings and learn to fly electric! *Drake pointing to an electric truck meme intensifies.* But honestly, with the space race for EV trucks heating up, I predict one day weβll have truck drivers training AIs to drive themselves while posting TikToks about their favorite grassπΊπ±. Watch out, future generations will be like: βGas? Whatβs that? π€·ββοΈβ Strap in, folks π! The electric apocalypse is upon us β may your stonks be ever in your favor. π€‘π₯ #NevoyaOrNothin