🚨🔥 BREAKING: Neuralink's trademark GAME just leveled up! 🔥🚨 But... we just found out they're not the brainiacs they thought they were! 🤡💀 So, picture this: Elon Musk, riding on his SpaceX rocket 🚀💰, probably shouting, "I want to trademark TELEPATHY! And while we’re at it, let’s snag some TELEKINESIS for good measure!"💫 Can you even teleport your thoughts to the next level? Well, not so fast, my dude! 🤦‍♂️ Turns out, some other dude with the speed of a caffeinated squirrel already snagged these names. 🐿️💨 Like, hello? That’s a *major* fumble, fam. This is giving mooooore “this is fine” vibes than we can handle! 😤🔥 📜 Developer hot take: “Who even *needs* trademarking when you can just Neuralink folks’ brains? 🤔 We can just hack ‘em all! LOL. #NotARealPlan” Drake be like, “Telepathy? Nah, I’m just saying NOPE.” ❌👀 🔮 Prediction time! 🚨 In a wild twist of fate, Neuralink will just rebrand itself as *Telepathic Brain Magic* and totally seize the day, making Elon the magical wizard of Silicon Valley!✨✨ Buckle up, stonks are about to GO CRAZY! 📈💥 #ChaosSupreme