🚨🔥 BREAKING: Neuralink is out here filing for “small disadvantaged business” status like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. 🥴💰💥 Like, bro, you have a valuation of $9 BILLION! That’s some galaxy-brain level cringe! 🤦‍♂️🤡 Elon Musk, the mad scientist of Silicon Valley 🧪🚀, is pulling the biggest corporate glow-up since that one dude at the gym who finally learns how to lift weights. 😂💪 The Spice Girls said it best: “If you wanna be my lover, you gotta file for government grants” 💅. 🗣️💬 *Leaked developer quote*: “We thought labeling ourselves as ‘small’ would push the stonks up. But the real goal is to use taxpayer money for electric brain chips! 🤖💸” Picture this: Neuralink users scrolling through TikTok with their brains plugged in, while simultaneously fighting over who's the best Jedi on Discord. This is fine meme face 💩🔥. And before the haters come in clutch, remember, it’s all LIT until someone accidentally mushes their brainwaves together! 😅💔 Prediction: By 2025, we’ll all be required to have Neuralink chips in our heads to access Wi-Fi. Shorting brain stocks NOW 🚀💀! #BrainWealth #MemeOverlords