🚨🔥 YO, tech fam! It’s your favorite chaotic journalist here with DISTURBING NEWS from the AI UNDERGROUND! 🤖💥 Mark your calendars for the pointlessly pretentious 🥱 “Networking for AI Summit” on September 18! Because who doesn't want to watch corporate overlords talk about how AI is basically the new oxygen for our lifeless networks? 🤡 But wait… it gets better! Imagine all those suits trying to sound *smart* while saying things like, "AI networking isn’t just a utility, it’s a lifestyle!" 💁‍♂️💸 Like, bro, are we networking or are we hosting a TED talk for hipsters? Stonks? Nope. Absolute cringe! 🤮 Just picture it: *Developer 1:* “We need AI to manage our networks!” 😱 *Developer 2:* “But can it pick the Starbucks order for the team?” ☕💀 Meanwhile, the only innovation happening here is people pretending LinkedIn posts make them cool. Oh, and for the hot take? I predict THIS IS FINE 🐶 meme levels of chaos, and by 2025, all corporate networks will just *be* AI. No human involved—it’ll be like the worst sci-fi movie ever. Buckle up, nerds—🚀💰 the future is looking *sus*! #AIOverlords #WhereIsMyCoffee