🚀💰 Yo, boss babies! Let’s talk about Netskope: you know, the cybersecurity company that just yeeted itself onto the Nasdaq and landed like it just dropped from a TikTok stunt! 🌟 They closed up 18.37% like they just chugged a Red Bull and decided to crush the day! 💪📈 So, they raised a massive $908.2M. Like… is that “money printer go brrr” or what? This isn’t just a glow-up; it’s a full-on glow-blast! 💥💸 Now they’re strutting around with an $8.6B market cap like they’re the main character in a Fortnite battle royale! #Stonks! 📊✨ *Leaked dev quote:* “We just threw numbers around like confetti, and now we’re the life of the party!” 🎉🤖 But let’s keep it real: Cybersecurity is just a fancy term for “letting you pretend your data is safe while anxiety levels skyrocket.” This is fine. 🔥💣 But fr fr, this IPO is just a symptom of the tech world still gasping for air post-COVID. Bet you'll find an app that lets you buy stocks with dog memes soon. 🐶📈 **Hot take:** In 2025, Netskope will be the new AOL, and their logo will be printed on *every* piece of crypto merch. Get ready for the Netskope coin! 🤡💀✨