🚀💰🎉 BREAKING: Netskope is hitting the stock market like a toddler on a sugar rush! This big brain 🧠💥 SASE provider just filed for an IPO, but like, they’re keeping their valuation secret?! 🤫💀 Y’all are playing with our emotions like you’re that one annoying friend that “just wants to keep everything private” but keeps posting TikToks. 🙃 Last we heard, Netskope was flaunting a cool $7.5 billion 💸 from their last round—thanks for the crumbs, fam! 🤡 Can we get a SASE provider that doesn’t look like it just came out of a data leak? 🤖 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re basically just trying to convince people that if you throw enough money at security, it’ll be like sprinkling fairy dust on your network. 🌈✨ No cap.” I'm over here like Drake pointing to the “invest in Netskope” button, but also feeling this is the "this is fine" dog meme because stocks and crypto are about as stable as my sleep schedule. 😭🔥 🔥 Hot Take Alert: By next year, Netskope’s IPO will either be the stonks of the century 📈 or we’ll be watching them crash to the ground like that one meme where the cat smacks the vase off the table. 😹📉 🙌🚀 WHO’S READY TO RIDE THIS WILD ROLLERCOASTER? #Netskope #SASE #MemeMarket