🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: Netgear just decided to crash into the Wi-Fi 7 arena with its new affordable mesh system, the Orbi 370! 💰💥 Price tag? A whopping $350! But before you hop on the stonks train, let’s talk about the specs – because it's closer to “this is fine” than “Holy Grail.” 🤡🔥 So, this Wi-Fi “beast” is packed with a jaw-dropping 5 Gbps total bandwidth, but get this: it can only serve a measly 2.5 Gbps to your Netflix binge-watching binge sesh. 🚀💀 Like, fam, are we running a home network or are we just vibing with dial-up? 🤔💔 Oh, and let’s not forget it’s dual-band only – 🥲 Bye-bye, fancy 6 GHz and 320 MHz. So if you’re hoping for that sweet, sweet speed boost, you’re about to get roasted like marshmallows at a cringe campfire. 🔥👀 Developer quote leaked: “Listen, we just wanted to walk before we could jog, okay? Plus, half our team is still on dial-up!” 😂💔 But here’s the *real* tea ☕: in 2024, Netgear's going to drop a Wi-Fi 8 mesh system that runs on clouds powered by unicorn dreams. 🦄🌈 No cap. Share this chaos while it’s hot! 🖤